Wednesday, September 06, 2006

The Musical

Tis the season, starting this week, and throughout the next 3 weeks are such activities such as preschool, swimming, skating and gymnastics. We are all very excited about them all. But, what about music? Tapping into that hidden talent we all think our children have, you know, with visions of Harry Connick Jr. on the stage, only in the form of your child.

We have the solution!!

Sydney the Not-So-Wonderdog : The Muscial

Phooey on hiring some fancy-ass musician to take your protege to the next level...here is the secret. Spend $1 on a harmonica at Dollorama. Bring them home and under very intricate scrutinizing just to get those notes absolutely pitch perfect, practice for hours and hours, until your mommy's head is about to fucking explode, and then let the dog join in.

We are so headed to Broadway.

Here is the intro:



And then make sure to practice, OH. SO. MUCH. MORE. You know, cause the Tylenol jar is empty and you just HAVE TO GET IT RIGHT.

I bring you, The Finale:



Take a bow. Gracefully exit the stage, and shatter all of your Mommy's current dreams of buying pianos and guitars.

The End.





8 Comments:

Blogger Northern Mom said...

My dog won't sing...but she talks alot!
Too cute
Barb

7:55 AM EDT  
Blogger Silver Creek Mom said...

Tooo FUNNNYYYY! Poor Sydney! Max and Friday would be at the door wanting out!

LMAO! Thanks for a good laugh Nancy. I sure needed one.

8:03 AM EDT  
Blogger Goslyn said...

Oh. My. Word. That is soooo funny. Found you through Antique Mommy and I love your dog. My dog does that too, but with much longer, more legato phrases. (Read: he howls).

Love it. Now I've gotta check out the rest of your blog!

9:18 AM EDT  
Blogger Suzanne said...

Oh, that is hysterical! Your poor door with the highly developed hearing. Hope you are finding enough Tylenol to get you through this avante garde musical phase!

10:18 AM EDT  
Blogger twinmomplusone said...

oh my nancy, what a hoot, you may have a treavelling trio of musicioans on your hand;)

poor Sydney, bet he needs some Tylenol too

hope you're hanging in there!

12:15 PM EDT  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, if they are that good at harmonicas, they will probably enjoy slide whistles, kazoos, and a "saxo-flute"! See www.quercetti.com/preschool/saxoflute.htm
Add a few maracas, tambourines, and coffee can drums, and you'll have marching bands for years to come!

Aaaaaah! I have gotten quite a few tension headaches from "concerts" like that. Thank goodness mine are in school right now and the house is quiet.

SheilaC (6 year old triplets)

4:11 PM EDT  
Blogger Zany Mama said...

Okay, I thought the harmonica at our house was driving me batty but at least there are no animal accompaniments! Oh my.

8:17 PM EDT  
Blogger Beth said...

BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:10 PM EDT  

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