A Touch of Manners
After a seriously fun family wrestling match, his father had to ask him to "Please stop touching my pen!s" (and yes, we were all fully clothed for the event).
T asks: Why?
Dad: Because it isn't nice manners to touch other peoples' pen!ses.
Silence.
Silence.
Silence.
T: But it IS nice manners to touch yourself!
T asks: Why?
Dad: Because it isn't nice manners to touch other peoples' pen!ses.
Silence.
Silence.
Silence.
T: But it IS nice manners to touch yourself!
posted by nancy at 8:45 AM
4 Comments:
OMG...Snortle...choke...laugh...gasp...
Please stop tooo funny.
So what was the answer?
Sharon
I think you can answer with an resounding, Yes! It is not only nice manners to touch yourself, but you should also make sure to thank yourself afterwards.
Well, Nancy - now you have the perfect excuse for the next time you have "a headache".
"I'm sorry hon, I just can't. It isn't nice manners to touch other people's pen!ses."
LOL Don't forget the pen!s' sidekick - the JIMMIES! Hubby is always telling the kids to "Watch the jimmies!"
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