Monday, October 30, 2006

A Touch of Manners

After a seriously fun family wrestling match, his father had to ask him to "Please stop touching my pen!s" (and yes, we were all fully clothed for the event).

T asks: Why?

Dad: Because it isn't nice manners to touch other peoples' pen!ses.

Silence.

Silence.

Silence.

T: But it IS nice manners to touch yourself!

4 Comments:

Blogger Silver Creek Mom said...

OMG...Snortle...choke...laugh...gasp...

Please stop tooo funny.

So what was the answer?
Sharon

4:08 PM EST  
Blogger Zany Mama said...

I think you can answer with an resounding, Yes! It is not only nice manners to touch yourself, but you should also make sure to thank yourself afterwards.

9:52 PM EST  
Blogger Marla said...

Well, Nancy - now you have the perfect excuse for the next time you have "a headache".

"I'm sorry hon, I just can't. It isn't nice manners to touch other people's pen!ses."

9:57 PM EST  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL Don't forget the pen!s' sidekick - the JIMMIES! Hubby is always telling the kids to "Watch the jimmies!"

8:41 AM EST  

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