Good morning
...I think?
Instead of being woken up by elephant weighted preschooler footsteps coming into my room, or a "GOOD MORNING" bellowed at indescribable decibel levels, or by someone tickling my eyelashes or nostrils, or even that 'stand 2 inches from Mommy's face till she wakes up' stare. This morning was special. It was a sneeze. A rather mucousy, wet, chunky, gooey, spray bottle sneeze. Less than the standard two inches away. Gross.
Good morning?
Instead of being woken up by elephant weighted preschooler footsteps coming into my room, or a "GOOD MORNING" bellowed at indescribable decibel levels, or by someone tickling my eyelashes or nostrils, or even that 'stand 2 inches from Mommy's face till she wakes up' stare. This morning was special. It was a sneeze. A rather mucousy, wet, chunky, gooey, spray bottle sneeze. Less than the standard two inches away. Gross.
Good morning?
posted by nancy at 7:59 AM
9 Comments:
We had that last week and a few weeks before that. Be thankful that you aren't dealing with long blonde hair. Try brushing it after a night of sneezes...
Hang in there!
Northern Mom
LMAO! Poor You! I wish they'd learn to cover their faces.
Good Morning for sure.
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Just spit on a tissue and wipe it off.
EEEEWWWWWW.
Thanks for sharing!
Yet another reason to keep Simon in his crib until he can write a dissertation on why he deserves a bed!!
(Yuck - poor you!!)
And really, this is sympathetic laughter, I promise...
What a great read to start my day! Sorry yours wasn't as happy. Lemme guess, Twin B?
Good morning?
'Depends.
What colour was it?
hmmm, what a lovely wake-up call. You have be beat, I woke to one of the dogs bringing up his dinner, thankfully down the hall from me :)
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