It's a BLOG PARTY!!
Get it? Get it? Blog Party / block party - LMFAO!!! I kill myself sometimes.
In the words of Wayne and Garth “Party on *fill in your name*”
HERE WE GO!!!!!!!!!!!!
It won’t be me but the FIRST person to arrive is given the honour to announce this comment orgy in session. Yes, this is official. You get to be like a judge, in a court, just like Judge Harry Stone or Wopner. Who will it be?
The rules are – well, there are none. We can talk about whatever the hell you want. You can ask the DJ to play whatever music/muzak you’d like to hear. We can chat about 80’s music, the news, boobs or your favourite positions recipes.
Sure it’s nice to be polite, but I don’t really care. Why? Just because I don’t. If you wanna ask someone to pass the fucking salsa, go right ahead. I am not in censorship mode. Talk dirty for all I care. Sign in an Anonymous if you wanna share your dark, deep and dirty secrets, then sign back in as yourself and pretend it wasn’t you. Make up shit or tell the truth.
Wanna play a game? How about “I Never…” or Truth or Dare. What about charades? Oops, that won’t work.
I won’t ask you to unwillingly solicit anyone to attend, nor will I. I thought about emailing everyone I know but I’d rather just see how much fun we can have without. I may inadvertently mention it to a few people, you know, in passing.
I am putting my faith in you to make this a (good) EXCELLENT party. Those of you at work, I hoe you play along enough not to get fired, but only almost.
Those parents who are at home – spare the dishes, the laundry, the chores, a nap…make yourself a drink and PAH-TAY!!!
I could ramble on and on and on, but I’ll wait for the party to start and use the comments to do that in case no one shows up, I’ll just play with myself have my own little party all by my lonesome.
I am opening my doors to all of you. Remember, the comments are the number of individuals, but the number of comments so YES YES YES (à la Meg Ryan with Billy Crystal) speak up loud and often. I won’t be back tonight, but hope you have fun – make me PROUD. I am sure if I wake up to pee I’ll likely sneak a peak to see if anyone has shown up yet. Tonight is not the key, but the daytime/evening should be the best.
Now let’s all (get stinking drunk and act stupid till we puke), get silly and have fun. jo(e) seems ready to play and Marla is just plain outta control.
It won’t be me but the FIRST person to arrive is given the honour to announce this comment orgy in session. Yes, this is official. You get to be like a judge, in a court, just like Judge Harry Stone or Wopner. Who will it be?
The rules are – well, there are none. We can talk about whatever the hell you want. You can ask the DJ to play whatever music/muzak you’d like to hear. We can chat about 80’s music, the news, boobs or your favourite positions recipes.
Sure it’s nice to be polite, but I don’t really care. Why? Just because I don’t. If you wanna ask someone to pass the fucking salsa, go right ahead. I am not in censorship mode. Talk dirty for all I care. Sign in an Anonymous if you wanna share your dark, deep and dirty secrets, then sign back in as yourself and pretend it wasn’t you. Make up shit or tell the truth.
Wanna play a game? How about “I Never…” or Truth or Dare. What about charades? Oops, that won’t work.
I won’t ask you to unwillingly solicit anyone to attend, nor will I. I thought about emailing everyone I know but I’d rather just see how much fun we can have without. I may inadvertently mention it to a few people, you know, in passing.
I am putting my faith in you to make this a (good) EXCELLENT party. Those of you at work, I hoe you play along enough not to get fired, but only almost.
Those parents who are at home – spare the dishes, the laundry, the chores, a nap…make yourself a drink and PAH-TAY!!!
I could ramble on and on and on, but I’ll wait for the party to start and use the comments to do that in case no one shows up, I’ll just play with myself have my own little party all by my lonesome.
I am opening my doors to all of you. Remember, the comments are the number of individuals, but the number of comments so YES YES YES (à la Meg Ryan with Billy Crystal) speak up loud and often. I won’t be back tonight, but hope you have fun – make me PROUD. I am sure if I wake up to pee I’ll likely sneak a peak to see if anyone has shown up yet. Tonight is not the key, but the daytime/evening should be the best.
Now let’s all (get stinking drunk and act stupid till we puke), get silly and have fun. jo(e) seems ready to play and Marla is just plain outta control.
In the words of Wayne and Garth “Party on *fill in your name*”
posted by nancy at 12:01 AM
307 Comments:
So, um...I've already been here for ten minutes and I could use another drink.
And by the way, don't tell my boss, but I am on a break from working right now. While I distract you by asking how you made those cheese balls, I'm busy stuffing Chex Mix in my pockets to snack on later when I get back to my desk. When do the cocktail franks wrapped up in crescent rolls come out? I gotta get back to work.
OK OK I'll play - how can I not host the first guest WHO btw didn't take the dubious honour she was entitled to.
The bar is in the kitchen, DH is excellent at making sure everyone's glass is always full so I hope you have cab fare to get home.
By the way - will there be a shrimp ring? Because I'd like to position myself closer to the buffet table in that case.
Because I like the first dip, you know. I don't know who's coming, and it's the cold and flu season and SO many people double dip. I hate that.
It's okay like if you have a bread stick to dip and bite one end, then flip it around and dip the other end. If you haven't held it too close to that end where you're getting what your fingers touched in the dip. And oh my God, if I see someone deep dipping and coming up with dip on their fingers, I'm moving on to the next snack.
Are you making that pumpernickel bread with frozen spinach and sour cream dip? I love that one. It's so cool - you can eat the BOWL!
mmmm...baby carrots and dip. Did you know they're not really baby sized carrots - they are just regular carrots whittled down? But it makes life so much easier! I don't think I've bought real carrots in years!
I used to leave out real carrots for Santa's reindeer. Did you do that as a kid? It's important for the carrots to have tops on them, because it's more picturesque. I have that image still in my head...the plate with cookies, the can of Genessee Cream Ale, the carrots...
What do you mean Santa usually prefers milk? Steve said he used to leave Santa a rye and soda!
So...Carrot Top - the comedian? Have you seen those muscley pictures of him floating around the internet? You haven't? They're freaky!
I used to think he looked like Malachi from Children of the Corn, but now I think he's of a different species all together. Wait...I brought my laptop. I'm off to find those images.
First - yes there is shrimp and of course the spinach dip in the pumpernickel - big fave in my house.
As for Santa's carrots - that is how I learned *for sure* that there was no *real* Santa. I was 9 or 10. I asked my mom if I could put out some carrots for all the reindeer. I was directed to use the ones from the fridge. I did, and emptied the bag in the process. The next day, the carrots were *poof* gone from the plate (as were the cookies and MILK) but the carrots were BACK in the fridge?? I sure I said as close as possible to a WTF that a 9/10 year old could say. I grilled my Mom and that was the 'straw' that broke my belief/hope in Santa once and for all.
Happy now? You've made me cry. It's my party and I'll cry (sniff) if I (sniff snort) want to (BLOOOOOOW snotty nose from blubbering)
Okay...sorry that took so long. I stopped to check for spinach dip in my teeth.
Here it is...http://mighty.typepad.com/mighty/images/carrot_gross.jpg
I think I'll hold off on the snacks. My bozophobia is making me kind of queasy after looking at that.
Oh my goodness, I come back from throwin up a little after glimpsing Carrot Top's teaser line and you're talking to the lampshade I was wearing a minute ago.
I found out there was no Santa when I slept over at my cousin's (really my aunt and uncle's) house and my aunt must have thought I knew for sure because she told me not to let the other kids look under the bed in the room I was staying in because "Santa's presents were under there."
That weekend, my cousin E. lost a tooth. When she woke up in the morning, and there was no money for it, I told her it was because there was no Tooth Fairy. When a quarter (it was 1976) appeared after her mom woke up, my cousin guessed she'd missed it, and I was like DUH...and spelled it out for her.
You see, it's not enough that I must win, it's that others must fail -- or I'll take 'em down along the way...whatever.
Go fix your mascara while I flip through your CD's. Oh really - do people still listen to the soundtrack from the Big Chill at parties?
Hey Marla - are you having fun?
Can't talk...I found the Swedish Meatballs. My mouth will be full for a little while. How thoughtful of you to provide a little toothpick disposal plate. I hate going to parties and having to stuff my used toothpicks and olive pits in the plants. By the way, you need to refill the olive dish.
By the way...when I was looking for Carrot Top images, I found this:
http://www.apple2.org.za/gswv/me/Graphics/This.n.That/Mr.and.Mrs.Carrot.Top.JPEG
TEE HEE!
Trying to post a link to images of Carrot Top and Corey Feldman keeps making Explorer quit. I wonder why? But I highly recommend doing a Google Image Search of Carrot Top - it's minutes of fun!
Yes, I am having fun. This was a great idea, thank you! Do you ever do image searches just for a lark? It's hysterical, because people's personal photos get mixed in with the celebrity ones. Go ahead - do an image search for Cindy Lou Who! As an only child (can you tell?) and one who's an insomniac and rather friendless, I can amuse myself for ages. I also had a caffeinated beer at dinner again, and am thinking ahead to all the fun I can have with this all day long tomorrow. But now really, I have to get back to work. Maybe I'll catch you on your pee break later. Pass the mini quiches please.
Aww...you're really upset about that Santa thing, aren't you. (Awkward pat on the upper arm) Ummm...hey! (Looking around for lighthearted subject) let's make prank phone calls!
We'll I must admit yes. I am going to take a break (I know bad hostess) but you really seem to be doing just fine on your own. Make yourself at home (as if you haven't already).
I may have to change my goal of 100 comment to 1000 if you keep up this rate - would that be a record??
Call Guiness!!
Before you go back to work after stealing all the cashews, can you PLEASE at least declare this orgy in session? I can't...gotta be a guest. Going for a nap. (damn vodka)
The orgy is in seshion...I mean...shesshion...you know what I mean (hic). Um, I'm just going to sit on the sofa and rest my eyes for a minute. Thatsh a nice fluffy pillow. Oh, wait..ow...here kitty kitty...sorry Nanshy...just gonna rest here for a minute...just goona resh...here...
Hellooooooo??? You mean to tell me that no one else is up at 3 a.m. to attend Nancy's party? Hmmm. Guess I'll have to stop back later.
Where's the hot tea? And pie? Someone told me you'd be serving breakfast at this party.
And what is this I keep hearing about Santa Claus?
He doesn't exist?
No one ever told me that.
Does it count if I just sit here and stare at Marla with a dumbfounded expression on my face?
My god, Marla, look at you go!
(in semi-shushed quite voice)
Hey you guys....do any of you know who that guy asleep on the couch is? He has a leather jacket, looks a little disheveled, kinda cute. Oh shit - and I think that's Marla on his lap. She was certainly having fun last night, but maybe she had more fun after I left.
Suzanne! Sorry I missed you but really, what were you doing here at 3 AM???
OK OK - I'll make more coffee and tea. Refresh the croissants and fruit and get lots of Baileys.
Marla talks alot.
Just sayin...
You don't recognize the guy on the couch? He's a famous celebrity. He was in ... what's that movie ...
The party can really begin now, because here I am with coffee and boxes upon boxes of Timmy's doughtnuts and mini-Cinnabuns to get us started. I just cancelled a meeting at 10:00 so I could hang out here, so this better be a good party!
Hey, who shaved off Marla's eyebrows?
OMG I'm soo Late...Nathan slept in! What did I miss..And where the hell is the vodka? I need to catch up quick.
I'm here. Mind if I fix a pitcher of Mimosa's? Got any veggie sausage?
I have one thing to say...
on a swing in a skirt
Yes, pass the bailey's, straight up please, right out of the bottle. Does drinking right out of the bottle fall into the same category as Marla's finger double dipping breadsticks?
Brenda...delurking again!
So, who's up for party games? Charades? Truth or dare? I never?
Mmf...snort...(rubbiing eyes)...Good morning Nancy...boys...other guests...Robert Downey Jr....
Um...could I get a coffee, newspaper and hair of the dog?
Mmf...snort...(rubbiing eyes)...Good morning Nancy...boys...other guests...Robert Downey Jr....
Um...could I get a coffee, newspaper and hair of the dog?
Who crept in here and put little angora sweaters on all my teeth? And no, nobody shaved my eyebrows off. I told you over on your blog Dani that they're just really really pale, despite My Heritage finding a resemblence to Whoopi. My eyebrow makeup must have rubbed off on Robert's pants. Wait a minute...
So Robert and I were talking about the excellent celebrity snark on Suburban Turmoil after the Golden Globes. Speaking of Golden Globes...formerly Golden Globes I guess too...did anyone get a load of Drew Barrymore's gravity problem? Meee-ow!
http://www.suburbanturmoil.blogspot.com/
He got some powdered sugar on them from the TimBits. At least, he said it was powdered sugar.
Hi Ladies,
I have never commented before nor do I have a blog but I love reading all of yours! I am also in Ottawa and currently on Maternity leave with my first. A wonderful 5 month old named Lea. I just wanted to say Hello! And help you reach your blorgy goal for replies! Keep up the chatter!
What were Robert's pants doing on the towel rack in the bathroom, anyway? Or should I ask?
Sorry Dani.. I was doing my Carnac impression. Here's my next one:
Those aren't two pillows!
Who cares what was ON his the pants or where they ended up - I wanna know what was IN them.
And SRH - re: Marla motor mouth - there's gotta be one in every crowd, no?
Welcome newbies!!!!
What? You guys drank all the Baileys AGAIN? Already?? Gotta go p/u the Troops at preschool - will stop at liquor store on way.
Don't miss me too much, although it appears you are all doing just fine on your own.
Woo Hoo!! Looks like I have really been missing the party. Is there any Bailey's left??? Did I miss Robert?? Sheesh...
Hey, you don't have to ask me twice. OOP! There goes the the clothes. Pass me a beer. Did someone mention pie!!! Hey, how'you doin'.
When you come back from dropping the kids off, will you make me some French Toast? I like mine sliced thin, and very crispy. If there is one bit of sogginess in the middle I will hurl. I also like just a spoonful of sugar sprinkled all over it, but while it's still hot so that the sugar melts just a little. Thanks. By the way, did everyone see that Secret Agent Josephine had her baby? It made me all weepy. It's been an emotional night, you know. Here's the link to her sister in law's blog so that you can see images of a brand new baby girl. It chokes me up...my own little girl will be two next month and I flashed back to my own newborn morning. Sniff.
http://www.comfortablycrazy.blogspot.com/
BELOVED! DUDE! Sorry about that stain on the carpet. I think the shrimp went off somewhere around four am, and I was feeding some to the cat to test it. If you move the end table over just a little, no one will know.
Oops! Sorry... that was DANI's Beloved. I didn't know it was THAT kind of party.
Hi Beachmama...the blogs I read...one of the many mysteries about me. You'd be surprised. I might to the 4's meme later today, and will reveal four you might not expect. By the way here's one of the images you get when you do a Google image search for Nancy's party:
http://guarnieri.com/motorcity/nancyrudnik/Nancy%20Barbier%20Pictures/Nancy's%20Wingerter%20Birthday%20Party%201960's.jpg
Hey Nancy, while you are at the liquor store do you want to pick up some of that "Navan"? That's the new vanilla stuff made be Grand Marnier. Supposed to be yummy!!
Hey Marla, Didn't know you read SAJ's blog too!! I was teary looking at her pics this morning too!
Beloved you brave guy, you might wanna put your shirt back on, you're a little bright with your winter tan.
I'm obviously on the morning shift for this one!
Whoa this place is trashed!
I come bringing gifts of popcorn, Lonesome Charlie and Seventies music. Love that Kung Fu fighting!
Dani, I'm done. You don't mess with perfection.
Hey! By the way! I was shopping for party food, and saw that Dwight Yoakam has a line of Chicken Fries. Would you eat them?
http://www.shopfoodex.com/catalog/default.php?cPath=1307_527
Oh god, I turn my back for a minute and my husband shows up to strip. Here we go again.
(But ya gotta admit, he's kinda cute - got some great pipes on him!)
Hey Marla, you startin' to think about another baby?
Oh, and Nancy, I hope you don't mind but I've been kinda puttin' up flyers around town about the party...
SHIT SHIT SHIT...I'm here when I can be...witht he weather my interenet goes down. Ice on the dish and heavy rain means Sharon Soesn't get to play and party as mucha s she wants.
So what did I miss. WAIT I can see if I just read back but I wanted to let you know Nancy why I'm NOT posting like I wanted to.
Sharon
Yeah It worked!!!
So Can I party NOW?
Late comers Welcomed? Please?
Who's hubby is stripping and more to the point did I miss it?
nancy Nancy i can't see you through all the smoke and drunk bodies laying all over your house. I can't even make it to the bar...Man you gals party hardy! Geesh Will I ever catch up!
Lasange I have some in the freezer.. I'll go and get it. BRB!
You can come if you make us some of your famous lasagne for lunch, Sharon!! (Hell, you can come anyway, but I'd really like some lasagne - hint, hint.)
My stomach's kiind of queasy guys...Some of us have been partying since 11:54 pm yesterday. The THOUGHT of lasagne makes me want to barf. But my friend Robert here says he could go for some. I'm going to see if I can find some stale crackers. Will someone please take that friggin Norah Jones off the CD player? I feel like I'm in a Starbucks. Will someone please top up my coffee?
Now how did that happen I read you post Dani and my answer is now before yours. Man I have just started with this party and I'm already tooted.
Sharon,
your up! I would love some of that lasagna too! Bring it on over!
I can't wait for nancy to get back, I hope she is picking up some tequila on her liquer run!
Sharon's copying me by doing Carnac now. Get your own party trick! Has anyone seen the one where I can stick my lipstick in my bra and put it on? I did that one once and Judd Nelson was such a jerk about it that I got a little teary. Wait...that was Molly Ringwald. I get us confused sometimes.
Come on all you party animals...I just got here and ready to party and no one is posting...I'm dancing on the tables In a spandex gold suit with tassels!
Hey, that's not Robert Downey Jr, that's MY SISTER!!!!
No Dani - look over there by the filing cabinets, where the young handsome version of himself is talking with me...
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_independent/good_night__and_good_luck_/_group_photos/patricia_clarkson5.jpg
No Dani - look over there by the filing cabinets, where the young handsome version of himself is talking with me...
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_independent/good_night__and_good_luck_/_group_photos/patricia_clarkson5.jpg
No Dani - look over there by the filing cabinets, where the young handsome version of himself is talking with me...
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_independent/good_night__and_good_luck_/_group_photos/patricia_clarkson5.jpg
Hola, c'est Miranda ici. I dont really know whats going on other than there is some sort of orgy going on... whatever you people do chez the internet is your buisness. I just thought I'd say hi. See what my mother is up to since she has locked herself away in the office laughing to her self and such things. Makes me worried that one day she is going to start frothing at the mouth without any explanation...
I never open and close the comment box it stays up the whole time I'm on....Must be my phenominal computer powers.
Speaking of party tricks, did you know you can right-click and click "open in new window" so you can get the comment box in a proper browser window with a REFRESH button, so you don't have to keep opening and closing the comment box? I'm just sayin'.
(Ahem, yes, boss - that briefing note will be done any minute now...)
I keep missing RDJ...Where where...point him out....
Sorry...the toddler is making it known that this computer is really for playing Peekabood Elmo. Off to pay attention to her for a while. I'll be back at nap time.
Miranda is bothering me to DO SOMETHING With her. So I may have to go. BUT I wwas just getting started. DAMN. But I'll stick around for a few more drinks.
Hey Nancy Great Party....But who is hiding in the closet with RDJ? Man I just want one picture with hime. Honest.
I'll be back later NOW Nathan wants something. Gessh
Hugs
I have to go change a diaper. Could I get a drink first? I'll come back and be sociable afterwards.
[this is where Andrea's witty repartee would go, if she weren't battling a cold.]
You know what, we shoulda hired a babysitter!!
Well ihave one and she need sitting just like the 4 year old does? Mommy when's lunch...Mommy's when can you wax my face? Mommy why can't we go shopping?
SIGH!
Pass the rye.
Where the hell is our hostess....Is she still in the closet with RDJ...I didn't want to say anything but man is she all over him. I can't even get a good look at his face.
Just ice with the rye please.
ON sweat...casue I will be doo drunk after lunch to type write..i mean right...shit there goes the spelling it's always the first to leave, when I drink
The question is, can we meet Nancy's expectation of 100 comments in half the time, 12 hours instead of 24? C'mon, it's not like the diapers and snotty kleenexes won't be there in another 20 minutes!!
Well we san start dishing about her now..>Come Dani you ust have some great stories!!!
Like the time I seen her making out on the Subway IN with a MAN that wasn't her Hubby? I think he was Ben Muluroney
Speaking of Nancy, do you think it was a very good idea of her to just wander away and leave us all unsupervised? And why haven't we been taking more advantage of this opportunity?
LOL Your time is too slow .. Lets do the time warp again...It's just a jump to the left....
Hey Sharon, stop thinking my thoughts before I think them!! I'm going to have to time warp my clock or something... you're freaking me out.
Shit who's gonna get 100...If I keep time warping
Man it was you only becaue your clock is too slow..
And there you have it Nancy...The hostess where the hell is she?
Oh Is that her coming down the sairs smoking a ciggie and with her clothes all asweked
I think the rye is hitting me.. Damn I may need to go and have a nap
Well I have to feed the straving kids... You know youd figure they have to eat every day or soemthing. I'll be back after lunch
I'm only taking to myself anyways... and another thing,,,, and so that;s why's... MAN
Hey, it's past the hundred mark!
I'm sitting here in my sexiest of sleeping attire waiting for you all to come to from your wild morning shananigans, dripping with white stuff between my boobs!
who can guess what it is?
ejaculate?
OK so I headed out in the freezing rain storm to get more booze. I am chockfull and really had to get creative to the cop when he asked why the hell I couldn't see out my windows, nor even my children right behind me cause of too many packages (I also stocked up on more chips - I LOVE chips). Then I dropped off one of our little friends at his house and now we are home - everyone starving for lunch. I'll feed the boys something nutritious like Alpha-Ghettis on Cheerios and pound back the 40 of vodka I bought (in the form of cosmopolitans).
Anna - I have never heard of that new stuff and NOW you tell me, pissed off I didn't get it - next run. But I'll liely be too drunk to drive by that point.
I see we have MORE than successfully surpassed the 100 comment mark but PLEASE DON'T STOP!!! Let's just see where this can take us.
And would someone, anyone PLEASE get RDJ out of my thong underwear and back into his jeans.
Brenda, I'm going to assume you haven't been spending time with RDJ and guess it's tzatziki???
Oh sure, NOW you're back, just in time to steal my line...
how can my comment sneak in between yours? Either you are too fast or my comment thinks it belongs between Brenda's boobs.
You know, if my husband is going to be wandering around naked and we're going to start talking about penises and sperm and whatnot, maybe I should get that picture of my kids out of here...
Well, I came by cuz I was curious about what the heck a blog party was. Cool idea. And I guess it would be really rude to crash your party and not say hello...so Hi and thanks for the cheese dip.
--Melanie
RDJ in Nancy's thong underwear!!! I think you are already drunk!! Nancy and thongs, haha!!!
ding ding, Nancy is the winner Dani. Though I would much prefere the tzitaki!!! Dani, you better get contol of your beloved!
RDJ Get out of Nancy Most precious posessions her THONGS! Geesh Man I'm sure they are not big enough for a MAN like you.
Brenda I though we weren't gonna tell about the Whip cream on your BOOBS.
And what the heck is that tzatziki???
I'm too drunk to know
Tzaziki is a greek spread/dip. Made with yogurt and cucumber. It is really great!!
Nancy, you will have to try that Navan, it is scrumptious :) (have only had a sip, but it was a great one that needs to be repeated).
Congrats on hitting 100 before noon!! I was feeling bad that I couldn't sit by the puter typing away.
Brenda - if I am the winner and got the correct answer - what the hell are you doing with splooge on your breasts while your husband is at work...oops...maybe I shouldn't ask.
Is Josh Duhamel at your house again?
Nancy,
Maybe you should google and find out what I'm posting on the net!!!
This sahm has to have some source of income!
Did you pick up any tequila? Maybe we should drive to Mexico to pick some up. Whose car can I drive?
Brenda - take my van, with my kids in it and take as long as you want.
Dani - I'll bite - let's play...
I NEVER...cheated on a boyfriend in university.
Who's drinking?
Hey, while you trashy tarts have been discussing smut, I was out scoring some amazing deals at Old Navy - worth braving the ice storm for!! Check it out: one pair of preschooler gloves (blue); one baby blue turtleneck, size 6-7; two sueded cotton, raglan sleeve shirts in navy and burgundy, size 4; two pairs of track pants, orange and blue, size 3; two silky camisoles, never mind the size, for work, in cranberry and pink; one cotton men's jersey, also in cranberry, for me. Grand total = less than $60!
Now, whassup with that lasagne? I'm STARVING!
SO what did you buy me at Old Navy??
Where is your 'never'??
Not drinking - didn't have a boyfriend in university, had a (practice) husband.
My goodness, I go to work and get the toddler down for a nap so I can come back and play and just look at what you've been up to. Speaking of shopping deals, at the Children's Place on Tuesday, I bought SIX of the turtlenecks I love for Josephine for $44. Six. $44. I was happy to pay the $9.99 each, because I love them so - and didn't know they were further discounted until I got to the register. In fact, I thought they made a mistake and so I just paid and bolted before they could figure it out and catch me, then I checked my receipt and found out it was for real! Seriously, I love these turtlenecks. Plain, no girly shit on them, just a slight fluted edge at the collar and cuffs. Ribbed, long waisted so they stay down and there's no muffin top gap showing above her jeans. Best of all - they come in black. So I bought two black, and light and dark pink, and red and light blue. All sized to fit next year. I am SO happy. Can you tell?
PS not drinking. Didn't go to University.
Toddler woke up and I have to do actual work now. I'll stop back in later when the lasagne is ready. I'm hungry now. I hope you're happy Nancy - I was so busy playing this morning I didn't pack a nice lunch for Josie and me at the store, so we had to eat a Lean Cuisine from the corner store. Alfredo sauce, my ass.
Shoot, Dani. Chug chug chug.
I was seven. I took two chiclets from one of those plastic bubbles that had broken open on the floor of a 7-11. I offered one to a stool pigeon and ate the other. My mother took me back to the store and made me pay for the whole thing. The clerk was like, "Lady, I'd be more concerned that your kid ate gum off our floor."
Sorry ladies Here's the lasanga....Burnt the last one in my drunkin stupor, So had to brave the icy road to get some more Curaco for my martini's and of course the lasgana
She here it is piping hot from the Oven...
Dani wouldn't shop lift...Shemake oodles of money working. She buying dinner out next week. With a free bar!
Um, I never... shoplifted.
Truth be told, I couldn't find Beloved's clothes and didn't want him wandering about the place exposed like that. Mighta caught a cold or something.
Marla, you watch, just to spite you Josie's going to go through this huge growth spurt in the spring and grow out of those turtlenecks by August!!
I bought 4T, and she's just growing out of 2Ts now. If she does grow that much, I'll sell tickets. I also had to buy her the cutest red shoes at Baby Gap in size 10, because she's just achieved size 9 now (had a coupon) and one of those annoying meowing kitty dolls. Boy, the new Baby Gap packaging is SEXY (married to a graphic designer who works in package design and advertising). Also, those turtlenecks - they are the only ones she has where the neck doesn't make her freak when I pull them over her head. I am really quite giddy about them. I would wear them myself if they came in my size.
I bought 4T, and she's just growing out of 2Ts now. If she does grow that much, I'll sell tickets. I also had to buy her the cutest red shoes at Baby Gap in size 10, because she's just achieved size 9 now (had a coupon) and one of those annoying meowing kitty dolls. Boy, the new Baby Gap packaging is SEXY (married to a graphic designer who works in package design and advertising). Also, those turtlenecks - they are the only ones she has where the neck doesn't make her freak when I pull them over her head. I am really quite giddy about them. I would wear them myself if they came in my size.
I bought 4T, and she's just growing out of 2Ts now. If she does grow that much, I'll sell tickets. I also had to buy her the cutest red shoes at Baby Gap in size 10, because she's just achieved size 9 now (had a coupon) and one of those annoying meowing kitty dolls. Boy, the new Baby Gap packaging is SEXY (married to a graphic designer who works in package design and advertising). Also, those turtlenecks - they are the only ones she has where the neck doesn't make her freak when I pull them over her head. I am really quite giddy about them. I would wear them myself if they came in my size.
Dani you have to adjust your time on your puter...I'm being to freak out abit.
Must be from all the smoke in this room...I thought it was ciggies but it maybe it's...Hey man anyone got some chips and dip?
I love Old Navy at the RC
Sorry - I'm on the swank new laptop feeding the toddler on my lap and her elbow keeps hitting the mouse.
I will be back gotta find some chips and dip PLUS nathan wants me to build a train track withhim...He's very clingly lately..He's BORED BORED BORED. Considering my whole lane and yard is a skating rink.
Are you drinking or not drinking???
Don't want my "I never" on shoplifing to be lost to Marla's trippy posting finger.
I can't go into Baby Gap right now, I just blew the budget in Old Navy.
Sorry - my chugalug got pushed above your query. Yes, I'm drinking. Next time we have to synchronize our computer times. I had this problem last night (read the comments for the previous post and you'll see.)
Now I have to actually work. Really.
My browser won't support the Baby Gap website, but I tell you these little red sneaker-shoes will make you want a girl Dani.
Just wanted to say...Is anything better than the live version of Nina Simone singing Little Girl Blue?
Ooooh how I LURVE shopping and can't get enough of it.
Ahem Dani - I just took my kids into the bathroom to brush some teeth and Your Beloved was in there half nekkid self-indulging in a pose-down in the mirror. My Astroglide bottle is empty and he didn't look anywhere near as sheepish as I think he should. Please attend to this matter.
I gotta go pee. AGAIN.
Sorry Marla, I just put the 80's CD back in.
Sometimes I feel I just can't
Get away....
Tainted Love
Ooooohhhh
Tainted Love
As long as Love Cats is on next. Tell Beloved the warming KY is highly recommended.
Nancy,
you would rather me take your kids to Mexico instead of you...hey at least I get the new car, right?
Shopping, I must go check out...after I finish cleaning up my boobs!
Cheated on a boyfriend in cegep, he was on the way out anyways! Shoplifted, yes, stationary products in Rockland shopping centre.
great lasagna Sharon, pass the salsa please and the rye, man am I ever going to pay for this...Bailey's and rye, still searching for tequila!
LMAO after having scrolled up to read Marla's chiclet admission!!
And btw, I already want a girl.
Heck, if Beloved is all greased up already, please excuse me while I step away and take care of some business...
Well..>gee Dani... i really don't wanna watch. BUT I heard you have to be on TOP to concieve a girl...Buull Crap!
Nancy I have to go peel an appple Everytime I get near here Nathan wants something else.
Brenda Take my Van we can make it to Mexico Pick up a couple of cases of Tequila and some food an be back before supper next week.
Marla I loved shopping for my Girl I stilldo and we go together often. She says no has as good as sense of tast as I do. Blush
Can't stay....
Sorry One of those days..
Dani
F5 refreshes the comments!
I just can't handle all this drinking and talk...
Off to polish my halo
Barb
OH girls you have to try the cappucino's wtih baileys...SO Yumm with real whip cream on top. I'm in heaven.
Sharon - can you please translate your last comment?
re: the Ta-Kill-Ya - which it did to me once - never again - do you want the bottles with the juicy worm in the bottom of the bottle? I saw those once in Acapulco - nearly puked right there in the aisle.
I would like a little girl too...but would be just as happy with another little boy. Chances are...
Dani - are you guys finished up yet? Or just getting started? My very own "Buzz Nightyear" is hidden in a popcorn box on the top shelf of my closet. Please wash thoroughly if you choose to play with my toy.
Sorry..(hang her head in a stupor) I meant Miranda think I have good taste so she likes to take me shopping with her to buy clothes. gee someone thinks Ihave good taste.
My fingers are not quite working. SIGH
better drink more so the spelling mistakes make sense.
Where are some of the others? What? They have a life? I think YOU gals scared everyone away.
I bet if they knew I just prepared the marinade and the meat for Lemony Pork Tenderloin Medallions they'd show up again.
Hell I'm shoing up for that. YUMMM
I'm having leftover roast chicken and I'm not sure what to do with it.
Maybe I'll just have a liquid supper. The kids just ate at 12 they should be good for 12 hours right? Maybe I'll make Miranda cook and just stuporvise.
oh ya, go ahead and start stressing me about dinner again! Just when I'm having fun...oh wait, I AM at your house, I can't wait for the lemony tender-loins. Where do you keep your lemon so I can find some loins, oh, I would prefer lime with mine, it goes better with the tequila...without the worm!
I might just have to do the run myselffor the tequila, though I really didn't want to get dressed today, too bad I wasn't still in Ontario where being topless is legal!
It must be me every time I show up people leave. I swear I showered between the rye and the martini's. Come on ladies I have till Robots is over before Nathan comes looking for me. Where is a table dancer when you need him?
Brenda Your topless...I wanted a Male table dancer not a female one with leaky breast. I know we have slept together but honey I'm not sure I'm ready for that.
Dani is taking care of him in the bathroom with the KY!!! I think we scared him in there because he has only appeared once!
Let him Go Dani...share abit will ya?
Barb, thanks for the F5 tip, Dani's earlier one didn't work for me...Just between us, I think she is so drunk she doesn't know what she is talking about!
Barb is here?
I don't see Barb? Do you see barb?
Gee I've slept with her too. I guess I get around.
She was, had to go...I think we were too wild for her today!
Apparently hitting F5 is a B-A-D thing to od if you are on Mac. Just sayin...
@2:43
Is IT? I've never used a MAC...What does it do?
OK ladies the weather is geeting to me. I will be back after I get a cap nap.
Hugs
I'm late, I'm late, but only because I was baking and cooking all morning. I have snacks galore.
What? Not enough? I have drinks and desserts.
More? I have 2 turntables and a microphone.
And I brought a breakdancer.
Oooh breakdancers!!! Shades of high school memories.
CRASH ALERT!!!
Josh Duhamel must be around somewhere cause his skanky g/f Fergie is looking for him. She ran in singing her hump song looking for him.
You know who else?? The host from Amazing Race tried to get in, but I turned him away cause he really does wear his pants as high as it appears on TV. Well, actually higher, so he would just not do.
Anyone seen RDJ?? He's a little MIA and I hope Dani found her Beloved first and not him...uh oh...
Missed all the fun again. Sorry I missed Barb stopping by!
Brenda you crazy girl, I'll drive you and Sharon to Mexico in my car and no kids ;).
Nancy, thank goodness you are making dinner as I am totally stumped on what to make tonight. Phew.
Well, okay, but I think the AR host guy Phil is pretty cool. Promise me you'll let Jeff Probst in, though, K? And if you do, don't tell Shannon - he's all mine!
(exits for dinner intermezzo)
Oooh, I want to mix up some Mojitos!
And I have chocolate covered peanut butter balls. I swear it isn't as dirty as it sounds.
I don't know how the breakdancer is going to move to Bon Jovi, but I'm a-smilin'
Yeah I got a CAP NaP! NOT!
Man those men you have near the door Nancy would not stop, They were singing Have a nice day,,,and the blond one ws soo buff, You didn't tell me you hired Bon Jovi just to sing for the party! where the hell did you find them. Man oh Man what an afternoon. I need a drink, pass the Wine now. Caberinet Sauvigon Please.
And While I with the JBJ,Nathan filled up the downstairs toilet with Garbage. LOVERLY. Good thing I caught it before he flushed.
How about a rousing game of Outburst or Taboo?
Oh man, I really should have gotten a babysitter. Must feed the kidlets. Get drunk without me...for now. No lampshades until I come back with a camera!
So what's for supper ladies? I've got pie dough out to thaw for a Chicken Pot pie. And now Miranda wants me to teach her who to make Chicken noodle soup, her boyfriend is sick and she wants to drop it off tomorrow when we go shopping.
Outburst...R2K You missed the oustburst awhile ago when Nancy caught Dine in the closet with Robert Doweny Jr. I tell you it was not pretty. And it was loud even louder than JON Singing. i tell you HE was not impress the ladies were fighting over RDJ and not him. What a mess.
awwuummmm Where's the cookies? Dani ate all the lasagna
Anna Right on You drive... Brenda & I'll drink and puke in the back seat...K? While she laughes loudly and I go silent.
I haven't done that since...well I've never done that. But I'm not to old YET!
Should go and drink supper...I mean make supper. And wash somemore dishes. And Help Miranda make soup. SO much to be done.
Yup...I'm talking to myself again...Did you ever notice how drunk people never listen to you? I mean I'm articulate. Can't spell worth beans and I have terrible grammer, but I have so interesting stories...but no one ever stops to find out. Did I tell you about the time.....ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz.
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz I miss words to when I type, I mean talk...but no one is here to read or hear it....Liek I care....Pass the bottle please...NO I don't need a freakin' Glass just pour it down my.........ZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Hey, you, why you partying hardy without me?
Drunken lawn darts isn't a bad idea--pretty cold out, so maybe in the basement?
Ya right Shaon, those zzz are really you passing out...stop nursing that 1 drink today K?
Anna, I'm there, should be more fun that driving out west with my hockey playing cousin...3 days there 3 days back in a mazda 323 hatchback...cooler full of food, tent in the back, trunk full to hilt can't see out it going 140+ klicks though the states when gas was cheaper! I promise i will ask you to stop the car to puke, Sharon can have the back seat all to herself!
Bitch.
I have you know I've been praticing I'm up 4 drinks per day now and I'm Really drunk sooo there you have it.
And R2K You left so someone had to keep the party Going. Nancy must be passed out somewhere What a hostess.
Off to get more food and some more booze you bunch of drunks drank all my wine.
Hope I can stand up on all this ice.
Hey, wait a minute - somebody owes me a drink from "I never" way back there. I was thinking about it, and I DID 'cheat' on my practice husband, kind of. I kissed an old friend, not realizing that the practice husband had been out sleeping with everything that would stand still long enough, and it WAS during university. SO I CAN DRINK NOW!! Somebody pass me a Corona!!
Happy Birthday, Mommy Abroad! I'm glad you dropped by!!
I'm back. Despite filling the tummy with beer, I just did and 8 minute crunch workout with my girls. Now they are off in happy land, and I'm back at the party, revving up for more festivities. Pass me a terra chip, would ya?
hey Dani,
How was Nancy's bathroom? You've been in there forever!
Oh no, is there another potty free?
It was good. Very very good. Anybody got a cigarette?
Although I may never eat the popcorn at Nancy's place again.
Hmmmm, I'm definitely not using the bathroom now, LOL!
I noticed a game of Twister....
Twister? I love that game!
Naked or clothed? (Although I think there's just the three of us girls, and a Robert Downey Jr imposter wandering around...
Did someone say Pork Tenderloins? Is that what Beloved was doing to Dani? I just popped in after work and now I have to go grocery shopping. I'll be back later with Pocky and Bourbon and RDJ.
Only Downey Jr. has to be naked. I'm going to remain clothed (don't know where he's been, but I don't mind the eye candy either)
Bourbon! I have a great slush recipe for that
Road trip to Mexico comin up! I thought I would drop by after my nap, I am a light weight since I had "J".
wanted to help bring the numbers over 200... can we do it??
Yes, we can!
I'm back...Is anyone still here?
After I had Chicken pot pie and a salad and Ice cream I'm back and raring to go. Pass me a drink will ya.
Who do you have to see to get a drink around here?
OH it's self Serve RIGHT ON. Long Island Ice tea Please>
R2K... need that bourbon slush recipe, have a bottle that would like to use up!
And I'm going to make 200...Hopefully dani is gone and I'm not in some damn time warp again.
LOL Sharon you made 201!! I was 200 :D
Not bad considering I had much less time to play today than I thought...
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