Next life

I have always said that in my next life I would like to come back as a cat. As a cat you get cuddles, only when you want, on your own terms. You pretty much get to eat as much as you want and no one questions you. Someone else cleans your toilet for you. You still get to have babies and breastfeed and cuddle them, play with and care for them, but only for a few required weeks/months, none of this until they move out when they are 18-30+ years shit. When your kiddies (yes, pun intended) are bad, you simply carry them at the scruff of their neck to the penalty box, or swat them, no one questions your physical use for disciplinary action. You get to sleep wherever and whenever you want. And of course, you get to lick yourself, again no questions.

Then I got this in an email from a friend, too good not to share. I am wondering if I may have to re-think my plan?

What do you wanna be in 'the future'? (dare I insert Twilight Zone muzak here?).