Wednesday, April 26, 2006

So Very Rotten

I stole this from Dani, who found it elsewhere...

Are you spoiled? BLOODY RIGHT!! Apparently you are if you can check of 40 of the following: I'll prove it!!

Do you have...

x your own cell phone (we have one for the family, but I don't have my own)
x a television in your bedroom
x an iPod (not an iPod, but an MP3 player)
x a photo printer
(but it is CRAPPY and we don't use it, so this shouldn't count!)
 your own phone line
x TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
x high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
 a surround sound system in bedroom
 DVD player in bedroom
 at least a hundred DVDs
 a childfree bathroom
x your own in-house office
 a pool (12' seasonal kiddie pool)
 a guest house
 a game room
x a queen-size bed
x a stocked bar
x a working dishwasher
x an icemaker
x a working washer and dryer
 more than 20 pairs of shoes
x at least ten things from a designer store
x expensive sunglasses
 framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
x Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
x a multi-speed bike
x a gym membership
 large exercise equipment at home
x your own set of golf clubs
 a pool table
 a tennis court
 local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
 your own pair of skis
 enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
 a boat
 a jet ski
 a neighborhood committee membership
 a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
x wealthy family members
x two or more family cars
 a walk-in closet or pantry (closets)
x a yard
 a hammock
 a personal trainer
x good credit
x expensive jewelry
 a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
 at least $100 cash in your possession right now
x more than two credit cards bearing your name
 a stock portfolio
x a passport (expired last year)
 a horse
 a trust fund
x private medical insurance (additional drug coverage through husband's work)
x a college degree, and no outstanding student loans

Do you:
 shop for non-needed items for yourself
 pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
x go on weekend mini-vacations (once per year with girlfriends only)
 send dinners back with every flaw
 wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
x regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon (cut every 6 weeks, hilites every 4 months)
 have a job but don't need the money OR
x stay at home with little financial sacrifice
 pay someone else to cook your meals (again, I wish!)
 pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs (neighbour teenage boy does help walk the dog when hubby is on extended trips)
 regularly pay someone else to drive you
 expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
 an only child
 married/partnered to a wealthy person
 baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
x been on a cruise
x traveled out of the country
x met a celebrity
x been to the Caribbean (on cruise in 1995 for friend's wedding)
x been to Europe
 been to Hawaii
x been to New York
 eaten at the space needle in Seattle
 been to the Mall of America
x been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
 been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
 moved more than three times because you wanted to
 dined with local political figures
x been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
x go to another country for your honeymoon
 hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
x take riding or swimming lessons as a child (swimming)
 attend private school
 have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

40. And I'll be 40 this year, so dammit, I deserve to be!! Can you believe I didn't even fudge it? One question, what the hell does having a passport have to do with being spoiled? We're soon gonna need it for a 2 hour lunch/shopping trip to Vermont. Oh shit, with these gas prices...wait, now I get it.

Lovingly yours,
Spoiled Bitch Nancy


Blogger DaniGirl said...

Ooo, 40 for 40... that's a pretty good goal, actually. I'm going to work on that!

10:23 AM EDT  
Blogger J. Andrew Lockhart said...

interesting -- :)
happy friday!

10:16 PM EDT  

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