So Very Rotten
I stole this from Dani, who found it elsewhere...
Are you spoiled? BLOODY RIGHT!! Apparently you are if you can check of 40 of the following: I'll prove it!!
Do you have...
x your own cell phone (we have one for the family, but I don't have my own)
x a television in your bedroom
x an iPod (not an iPod, but an MP3 player)
x a photo printer (but it is CRAPPY and we don't use it, so this shouldn't count!)
your own phone line
x TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
x high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
a surround sound system in bedroom
DVD player in bedroom
at least a hundred DVDs
a childfree bathroom
x your own in-house office
a pool (12' seasonal kiddie pool)
a guest house
a game room
x a queen-size bed
x a stocked bar
x a working dishwasher
x an icemaker
x a working washer and dryer
more than 20 pairs of shoes
x at least ten things from a designer store
x expensive sunglasses
framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
x Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
x a multi-speed bike
x a gym membership
large exercise equipment at home
x your own set of golf clubs
a pool table
a tennis court
local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
your own pair of skis
enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
a boat
a jet ski
a neighborhood committee membership
a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
x wealthy family members
x two or more family cars
a walk-in closet or pantry (closets)
x a yard
a hammock
a personal trainer
x good credit
x expensive jewelry
a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
at least $100 cash in your possession right now
x more than two credit cards bearing your name
a stock portfolio
x a passport (expired last year)
a horse
a trust fund
x private medical insurance (additional drug coverage through husband's work)
x a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
shop for non-needed items for yourself
pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
x go on weekend mini-vacations (once per year with girlfriends only)
send dinners back with every flaw
wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
x regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon (cut every 6 weeks, hilites every 4 months)
have a job but don't need the money OR
x stay at home with little financial sacrifice
pay someone else to cook your meals (again, I wish!)
pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs (neighbour teenage boy does help walk the dog when hubby is on extended trips)
regularly pay someone else to drive you
expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
an only child
married/partnered to a wealthy person
baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
x been on a cruise
x traveled out of the country
x met a celebrity
x been to the Caribbean (on cruise in 1995 for friend's wedding)
x been to Europe
BEEN TO HONG KONG
been to Hawaii
x been to New York
eaten at the space needle in Seattle
been to the Mall of America
x been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
moved more than three times because you wanted to
dined with local political figures
x been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
x go to another country for your honeymoon
hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
x take riding or swimming lessons as a child (swimming)
attend private school
have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
40. And I'll be 40 this year, so dammit, I deserve to be!! Can you believe I didn't even fudge it? One question, what the hell does having a passport have to do with being spoiled? We're soon gonna need it for a 2 hour lunch/shopping trip to Vermont. Oh shit, with these gas prices...wait, now I get it.
Lovingly yours,
Spoiled Bitch Nancy
Are you spoiled? BLOODY RIGHT!! Apparently you are if you can check of 40 of the following: I'll prove it!!
Do you have...
x your own cell phone (we have one for the family, but I don't have my own)
x a television in your bedroom
x an iPod (not an iPod, but an MP3 player)
x a photo printer (but it is CRAPPY and we don't use it, so this shouldn't count!)
your own phone line
x TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
x high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
a surround sound system in bedroom
DVD player in bedroom
at least a hundred DVDs
a childfree bathroom
x your own in-house office
a pool (12' seasonal kiddie pool)
a guest house
a game room
x a queen-size bed
x a stocked bar
x a working dishwasher
x an icemaker
x a working washer and dryer
more than 20 pairs of shoes
x at least ten things from a designer store
x expensive sunglasses
framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
x Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
x a multi-speed bike
x a gym membership
large exercise equipment at home
x your own set of golf clubs
a pool table
a tennis court
local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
your own pair of skis
enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
a boat
a jet ski
a neighborhood committee membership
a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
x wealthy family members
x two or more family cars
a walk-in closet or pantry (closets)
x a yard
a hammock
a personal trainer
x good credit
x expensive jewelry
a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
at least $100 cash in your possession right now
x more than two credit cards bearing your name
a stock portfolio
x a passport (expired last year)
a horse
a trust fund
x private medical insurance (additional drug coverage through husband's work)
x a college degree, and no outstanding student loans
Do you:
shop for non-needed items for yourself
pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
x go on weekend mini-vacations (once per year with girlfriends only)
send dinners back with every flaw
wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
x regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon (cut every 6 weeks, hilites every 4 months)
have a job but don't need the money OR
x stay at home with little financial sacrifice
pay someone else to cook your meals (again, I wish!)
pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs (neighbour teenage boy does help walk the dog when hubby is on extended trips)
regularly pay someone else to drive you
expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
an only child
married/partnered to a wealthy person
baffled/surprised when you don't get your way
Have you:
x been on a cruise
x traveled out of the country
x met a celebrity
x been to the Caribbean (on cruise in 1995 for friend's wedding)
x been to Europe
BEEN TO HONG KONG
been to Hawaii
x been to New York
eaten at the space needle in Seattle
been to the Mall of America
x been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
moved more than three times because you wanted to
dined with local political figures
x been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast
Did you:
x go to another country for your honeymoon
hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
x take riding or swimming lessons as a child (swimming)
attend private school
have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
40. And I'll be 40 this year, so dammit, I deserve to be!! Can you believe I didn't even fudge it? One question, what the hell does having a passport have to do with being spoiled? We're soon gonna need it for a 2 hour lunch/shopping trip to Vermont. Oh shit, with these gas prices...wait, now I get it.
Lovingly yours,
Spoiled Bitch Nancy
posted by nancy at 4:21 PM
2 Comments:
Ooo, 40 for 40... that's a pretty good goal, actually. I'm going to work on that!
interesting -- :)
happy friday!
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